Robert Yuncken, originally from Perth, Australia, spent his days as a orphaned youth in a monastery near City Beach; quietly poring over his beloved collection of Waterman fountain pens and practising calligraphy under the tutilage of a kindly abbott, Brother Dwynwen.
Famed locally for his beautiful take on the Italic writing style, Yuncken then went on to calligraph and illustrate several instruction manuals for the Ikea and the J. Peterman Catalogues.
Yuncken spends his time today in Moscow, where he is labouriously trying to figure out the Cyrillic alphabet.
 

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