A Ridiculously Stupid Poem
by Alice Teeple
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He had bedroom eyes
A bathroom mouth
And his heart lay in the kitchen.
But when I brought up "feelings,"
That's when he'd start his bitchin'.
Love sucks.
And not in the fun way.
I hate man-thongs.
They're scary.
Especially when hairy.
Are you allergic to dairy?
Nothing rhymes with Jethro.