Waste Land Redux
by A. C. Teeple
(with apologies to T.S. Eliot)
 
 

April is the consumer
    month, breeding
Mini-malls out of the
    farmland, spawning
Gluttony and desire,
    enticing
Cash and plastic with
    commercials.
Christmas brought 
    consumerism, covering
Earth in glossy circulars,
    feeding
on the greed with clipped 
    coupons.
 

February surprised us,
    making over the 
    Strambergersee Mall
With an Old Navy; we stopped by The Limited,
And went on in
    fluorescent light, into
    the food court,
And drank coffee, and
    talked for an hour.

Bin gar keine Drohne,
    stamm' aus Levittown,
echt die Vororte.

And when we were 
    children, abandoned at
    the day-care, 
My sitter, she played a 
    Barney tape,
And I was frightened.  She
    said Caitlin,
Katelyn, purple 
Dinosaurs. 
And down I 
    went.
Mom bought me purple 
    everything, where was 
    she?
Barney, much of the 
    night, when someone
    nuked me ravioli.
Where are the stores that 
    died, where chains grow
Out of this agrarian 
    wasteland?  Mart of
    Sam, 
You plan to stay,
    Conform, for you sell only
A heap of plastic tchotchke,
    from El Salvador,
And the local stores lost
    all business, the
    individual no relief
And the economy is drained. 
Only
A few shadows of a dimming past.
(Remember the shadow of 
    the dimming past.)
And I will show you 
    something different
    from either
Your footsteps in the
    concrete jungle behind
    you
Or your footsteps at
    evening dragging
    underneath you 
I will show you fear in a 
    totebag from Gap.
Verbraucht weht der
    Wind
Der Heimat zu
Mein vergessen Kind,
Wo weilest du?

Ally McBeal, famous
    lawyer(ish)
Scarfed a t-bone,
    nevertheless
Is known to be the
    thinnest woman in Hollywood,
With a wicked length of
    skirt.  Here, became she,
    their model, the starvèd 
    teenage girl
(Those are toothpicks
    that were her thighs.
   Look!)
Here is Jennifer Aniston
    And Courtney Cox,
The skeletons of sitcoms.
Here are the women who
    live on grapes, and here
    is the Scale,
And here is the porcelain
    Goddess, and this is the 
    Laxative
    Which is swift, is
    something she counts as
    "breakfast,"
Which she is forbidden to 
    eat.  I do not find 
    their Beauty.  Fear
    weight by vomit.
I see crowds of 
people, walking around in
    a ring.
Thank you, come again.
If you see dear Miss Twiggy,
Tell her I'm size ten 
    myself:
One really should eat
    these days.
"You gave me Hilfiger 
    first a year ago;
They called me the 
    Hilfiger Girl."
Yet, when we came back,
    late, from the Hilfiger
    display, 
Your arms full, and your 
    wallet barren, I could
    not
    speak, and my eyes failed,
I was neither 
Living nor dead, and I 
Knew nothing.
Watching Dawson on TV,
The insipid...

Oed' und leer das Queer.

Unreal City;
Under the grey smog of
    auto exhaust,
A crowd flowed over to 
    Abercrombie, so many.
Sighs, short and 
    infrequent, were
    exhaled.
And each man clutched 
    his chinos before his
    chest.
Flowed through the racks
    and through The Line
To where The Attendant
    worked the credit-card
    machine
With a dead sound on the
    laser stroke of tag.
There I saw one I knew,
    and I stopped her, crying:
"Heather!
You who were with me in art class!
That speech you gave 
    about corporate 
    takeovers,
Have you lost your mind?
    You are shopping here?
Or have you been forced
    to slave here?
O tell me The Man has
    not forced your labour
    hence,
And minumum wage lured
    you here!
You!  Hypocrite lecteur!
    mon sembable - mon
    soeur!
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