Bernard J. Kelly, originally from Dublin, Ireland, skyrocketed to international stardom during the 1940s under the pseudonym,  "Tizzy Starbuck," on the hit NBC radio show, Time Out For Tizzy
Kelly's penchant for prisms and falling things persuaded him to leave show business altogether and pursue a rewarding career as a physicist.  Unfortunately, he got sidetracked, and instead became a dashing spy known for years under the pseudonym "James Bond." 
Kelly disappeared under mysterious circumstances in 1964.  It is rumoured that he now resides somewhere in the United States as a professional psychic, under the pseudonym, "Miss Cleo." 

 

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